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If you're not in the arena also getting your ass kicked, I'm not interested in your feedback.
When making your ass, always draw the shape of Africa. Or as Latrice would say, the homeland.
Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole.
He who repeats what he does not understand is no better than an ass that is loaded with books.
I really enjoy theater. I just went to see 'Death of a Salesman,' and it knocked me on my ass.
I don't know about you, but I love showing my ass to a crew of 300 that I've been working with.
You can stay and die or you can walk your ugly ass back through that gate. It's your call, pal.
Most chick-singers say "If you hurt me, I'll die"... I say, if you hurt me, I'll kick your ass.
I'm telling you this - if Stone Cold comes back out, somebody's going to get their ass whipped!
I like all types of bombshells from super big tits and ass, to no tits and lots of personality.
There's gonna be haters, but don't let them affect you, don't let them take away a part of you.
If he gimme the word then I'm flippin the bird & then I'm spinnin around & I'm grippin the burn
Accumulating injuries are the price we pay for the thrill of not having sat around on our asses.
I don't know where there can be so many pianists as in Paris, so many asses and so many virtuosi.
We have to let nature put what's left together, and see what it can come up with to save our ass.
I doubt very greatly, however, that you'll kick my ass. But me and my ass will enjoy your efforts.
The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad.
I always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for president, so I went along with them.
You've rarely got an artist that's not being chauffeured into the business by some huge-ass names.
I figured I would have to tell someone to kiss my ass before it was all over, and I have -- twice.
Oppressive bastards, think they own the place. I told them that karma's going to kick their asses.
There will always be haters out there, but my haters motivate me to push harder and kick more ass.
I seen her on the ave, spotted her more than once. Ass so fat that you could see it from the front.
Damn it all, you have been given a life on this beautiful planet! Get off your ass and do something!
Louis CK went from a writer/comedian to winning Emmys for his own show because he works his ass off.
Mr Speaker, I withdraw my statement that half the cabinet are asses - half the cabinet are not asses.
If I'm an ass, I should say so. If I don't, somebody else will. If I say it first, that disarms them.
Faith is rarely where your head is at. Nor is it where your heart is at. Faith is where your ass is at!
At the top of this list has to be "get in that ass". It's the ultimate Leonism to get you through life.
I listen to a lot of different kind of music. A lot of weird-ass music, like weird-ass, old Portishead.
I am a fan of whatever makes me laugh my ass off. If it happens to be a Jew joke, then it's a Jew joke.
History tells us what works in the gym, and everything else walks down the road with a carrot in its ass.
Novels are written, not wished into existence. You have to sit your ass in the chair or nothing gets done.
There isn’t anything good to say about Kick-Ass 2, the even more witless, mirthless follow-up to Kick-Ass.
The Wright Amendment is a pain in the ass, but not every pain in the ass is a constitutional infringement.
I have a policy about honesty and ass-kicking, which is, if you ask for it, then I have to let you have it.
In football you can make it if you've got the 'I'm-going-to-get-up-off-the-ground-and-kick-your-ass' attitude.
I have never killed anyone, but I have often read about some guy getting his ass taken out with great pleasure
Basically, that's why I wrote: to save my ass, to save my ass from the madhouse, from the streets, from myself.
I have never seen an ass who talked like a human being, but I have met many human beings who talked like asses.
If anybody is getting their ass handed to them, it's not Al [Pachino]. It's coming [toward you]. I'm psychotic.
They asked me why I was wearing heels, and I said, I'm trying to hide my ass. They gave me a prosthetic behind.
Change doesn't begin when we get knocked on our ass. It begins the moment we decide to get back up on our own feet
If you're getting paid more than me, I'm definitely more excited about this ass whoopin I'm gonna put down on you.
The difference between western and eastern intellectuals is that the former have not been kicked in the ass enough.
What do you say when someone takes on a really bad ass, murdering sucker for you? There just aren't words for that.
Who knows himself a braggart, Let him fear this; for it will come to pass That every braggart will be found an ass.
After watching mulattas shake it, I can totally understand why Brazil is devoted to my favorite body part, the ass.
My family and my friends-they keep me grounded. Especially my mom, because she would kick my ass if I was to change.
The art and act of writing - speaking just for myself - involves getting your proverbial ass in the proverbial chair.