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Pick something you love and work your ass off, no matter what people say.
Just because we are wearing lipstick doesn't mean we can't kick your ass!
The world is so ass-backwards it almost makes you wish you were dyslexic.
Take your ass to the corner of Know Your Role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive.
My back is too long or something because my ass is constantly hanging out.
Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ass to market; or the precipice.
By outward show let's not be cheated; An ass should like an ass be treated.
Put your trust in the Lord....your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank.
Investing is where you find a few great companies and then sit on your ass.
If the law supposes that,' said Mr Bumble...' the law is an ass - an idiot.
If you don't have a flag sticking out of your ass, you must be a communist.
While you're talking behind my back, feel free to bend down and kiss my ass.
The Rock has just one thing to say to you: poontang your ass on out of here!
Terror is the desire to save your own ass, but horror is rooted in sympathy.
If you make an ass out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you.
[On being overweight:] If I tried to haul ass, I would have to make two trips.
Gettin at Weezy you comin through me-zy & I won't hesitate to do anyone greasy
Words matter. Especially if you're kicking someone's ass in words with friends.
The feeble howl with the wolves, bray with the asses, and bleat with the sheep.
The jawbone of an ass is just as dangerous a weapon today as in Sampson's time.
Don't let a kick in the ass stop you. It's how you cope that says what you are.
He was a hot, hot former priest and she wanted to pull a Thorn Birds on his ass.
Kickin', ass takin' names, cashing checks, and breakin necks, the champ is here.
What convinces is not necessarily true-it is merely convincing: a note for asses.
If you're going to talk about me behind my back, at least check out my great ass.
I didn't know this before, but as it turns out, Tyrannosaurs can really haul ass.
People are all the same. We need a personal reason to get our asses off the couch.
I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses.
Quill: An instrument of torture yielded by a goose and commonly weilded by as ass.
Patience is the virtue of an ass, who treads beneath his burden and complains not.
Get your assets working for you so that your "ass" isn't working for someone else.
Our countrymen have all the folly of the ass and all the passiveness of the sheep.
The ass will carry his load, but not a double load; ride not a free horse to death.
I’m about to enter a national ass-kicking contest. With no legs. And a massive ass.
It is not the lefty ass-kissers you have to agitate, but the objective left-wing...
Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass.
How would you like to bite that in the ass, develop lock jaw and be dragged to death?
On solemn asses fall plush sinecures, So keep a straight face and sit tight on yours.
If only all our conflicts could be resolved with a few grunts and a smack in the ass.
If it is wisdom you're after, you're going to spend a lot of time on your ass reading.
It was the kind of experience, Molly said, that would grow calluses on an angel's ass.
Don't be afraid of making an ass of yourself. I do it all the time and look what I got.
I'd enjoy it if a guy grabbed my ass. I guess it all depends on how he grabbed it, too.
An accountant is a man who puts his head in the past and backs his ass into the future.
The Grammys make me hate music, and certainly everyone in the ass-licking music industry.
Not gonna bind ya or break ya, old spirit. Just gonna kick your ass up between your ears.
I showed sideboob. I don't need to show ass. You get one or the other. You don't get both.
I don't want people to kick my ass, I just want to get to a point where they can't kick it.
What you think about, talk about, and get off your ass and do something about, comes about.
It's about getting off your ass and maximizing all the opportunities that life has to offer.