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A good lead-off hitter is a pain in the ass to pitchers.
My acting wasn't the best. But damn, my ass looked tight.
Pompous asses knows how to put the moan in sanctimonious.
Bad as I wanna be. She aint bad, she a sad little wannabe.
A lot of social media saved my ass, so I'm totally for it.
I do know dumb-ass questions when I see dumb-ass questions.
Sometimes, for principle, your gonna have to kick some ass.
Is your head up your ass so far that you can't pull it out?
You're suppose to sit on your ass and nod at stupid things.
They call me Seymour Butts, cause I get more ass than most.
I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.
You can't let people take advantage of you. Go get that ass.
A pat on the back is six inches away from a kick up the ass.
This dance isn't just about shaking your waist and your ass.
And I'm a pair of pants with a hole scorched through the ass?
The Rock is going to lay the smacketh down on your candy ass!
A fire lit under my ass? Yeah, that's true. No time to waste.
We were the only band in history that was directed by an ass.
All I want to do is sit on my ass and fart and think of Dante.
I like being involved in businesses where you are kicking ass.
An ass is beautiful to an ass, and a pig is beautiful to a pig.
Soderquist's Paradox: There are more horses' asses than horses.
Whoa. He had ghouls on speed dial. My lawyer kicks so much ass.
I'm here to chew gum and kick some ass, and I'm all out of gum.
I would kick this bad world's ass if I could just get on my feet
You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground, you know that?
VANITY, n. The tribute of a fool to the worth of the nearest ass.
I am a non discriminating driver. I want to kick everybody's ass!
Most sportswriters don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.
If I didn't kick his ass every day? he wouldn't be worth anything.
My girl, the brunette, has an unbelievable ass that you read about.
It is no harm to be an ass, if one is content to bray and not kick.
Never ASSUME, because when you ASSUME, you make an ASS of U and ME.
You can market your ass off, but if your product sucks, you're dead.
I've made an ass of myself so many times I often wonder if I am one.
Be loud, be pretty and keep their black-hatin' asses in their chairs
Just because I'm not coordinated doesn't mean I can't kick your ass.
You gonna do somethin'? or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?
The secret to writing a screenplay is keeping your ass in the chair.
At a certain age, you have to choose between your face and your ass.
Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses?
The man might have become a Power, but he preferred to remain an Ass.
The concept of Kid A? How about the concept of I kick your ****ing ass
I'm grown ass man and grown ass men can do whatever they want, got it?
Even a kick in the ass is good when you're facing the right direction.
What do we get when the Donald exposes his enormous ass? A trump roast.
I had rather ride on an ass that carries me than a horse that throws me.
A synopsis of every story we do: someone gets over their own stupid ass.
If I were someone named Mr. Ass, I'd be really worried about doing time.
If you really want to make a change, just get up off your ass and do it.