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If life turns her back on you, grab her ass.
Furiously and gorgeously write your ass off.
All my compatriots are asses compared to me.
Girl, don't make me put my foot in your ass.
Why should I resent it when an ass kicks me?
The ass bears the load, but not the overload.
F-ck you, p-ssy ass haters you should do you.
I'm ambidextrous, I slap ass with both hands.
I just look at a bagel and my ass gets bigger!
You couldn't shoot a fart out of your own ass!
What is said behind my back is said to my ass.
A happy fart never comes from a miserable ass.
Patience is a flatterer, sir, and an ass, sir.
Aficionado my ass...I just love to smoke cigars
That's a bust your ass shot through and through.
You were an ass long before I made one outta ya!
She was superfly, Curtis may have feeled her ass
We don't know our ass from a hole in the ground.
Is there anything so grave and serious as an ass?
If we do a sequel, I want to beat somebody's ass!
Political cartoons are the ass-end of the artform
If I were 50 years younger, I would kick your ass
Don't blow smoke up my ass. You'll ruin my autopsy
If you could use your brain like you use your ass.
FEMA I always thought was a bone here in your ass.
My ass contemplates those who talk behind my back.
Dog's just want to sniff an ass and eat some food.
I chant to save my miserable ass. That's what I do.
Imagine--the whole world wired to Harry Cohn's ass!
Any stupid ass can die- you have to work at living!
Christ rode on an ass, but now asses ride on Christ.
I couldn't hit an elephant's ass with a bull fiddle.
The furrier gets the skins of more foxes than asses.
Have I played the part well? Then applaud as I exit.
I have been an author for 20 years and an ass for 55.
Potential is synonymous with getting your ass kicked.
I am the best damn ass-kicker in the whole U.S. Army!
My ass is big because a lot of people have to kiss it.
You can't tell somebody to kiss your ass on a scooter!
Nothing is more humbling than getting your ass kicked.
Obama better hope a kicked ass is covered by Obamacare.
"Fussy eater" is a euphemism for "big pain in the ass."
The books are to remind us what asses and fools we are.
I want to dance, I want her ass. Why is she ignoring me?
Ask your doctor if getting off your ass is right for you
The higher the monkey climbs, the more he shows his ass.
You don't need a bus pass, for me to bust yo ass, nigga.
Looks like the good Lord got your ass and face mixed up.
The average schoolmaster is, and always must be, an ass.
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.