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You ask me, "Did I like Arsenio?" About as much as the Bicentennial.
Please don't ask me any questions about the politics of 30 years ago.
Hey, I'm serious here? Why do you have to ask me how many hits I have?
If you ask me about women's lib, I say I don't even know what that is.
No, it is better not. She will only ask me to take a message to Albert.
People often ask me how I make things funny. I don't make things funny.
There is no direct evidence, so how could you ask me to believe in God.
What is grace? I know until you ask me; when you ask me, I do not know.
The exception is I'm not going away. Don't ask me to do that ever again.
Always in search of the question that might make you ask me one in return
People ask me to predict the future, when all I want to do is prevent it.
If anybody asks me to do a job, I say, 'Yes.' I've said yes to everything.
People ask me if I would shoot and kill people, and I don't think I would.
If someone asks me a question it is very difficult not to answer honestly.
I've had some interesting stuff happen to me - so why doesn't anyone ask me?
When somebody asks me what I do, I don't think I'd say critic. I say writer.
I say 'no' to drugs. Whenever someone asks me for some of my drugs I say, 'no.
Many more will have to suffer, many more will have to die , don't ask me why !
People ask me where I get my fighting qualities from, and I have to say Serena.
People always ask me if they're mine. Yes, they are... all bought and paid for.
Absolutely. I am a father, and I know best. If there's any question, just ask me.
Apparently, I'm very, very popular in jails. They often ask me to come and speak.
You can ask me anything you like about my work, but I'll never talk about myself.
When people ask me how old the Earth is, I tell them I don't know because I don't.
When the bank asks me about my assets, I include my friendship with Regis Philbin.
They ask me what I'm writing for - I'm writing to show you what we're fighting for.
To ask me is in vain; For who goes up your winding stair Can ne'er come down again.
When someone asks me now, "What do you do?" I will be able to say, "I am a writer."
I have such a horror of telegrams that ask me how I am!! I always want to reply dead.
Don't ask me about this building or that one, don't look at what I do, see what I see.
My will is not a place, but a condition. Do not ask Me where and when, but ask Me how.
When people ask me for an autograph I usually ask for a pen and then stab them with it.
When someone asks me about my diet I feel terrible saying that I don't really have one.
When I was ten years old I wanted to be a taxidermist for some reason, don't ask me why.
If you ask me to play myself, I will not know what to do. I do not know who or what I am.
A lot of people ask me if I'm OK. I'm capable of crazy - a lot of people are - but I'm OK.
If you ask me if I'm okay again, I'm going to smack myself in the face just to punish you.
Right now if you ask me Carmelo Anthony is GONE. He's going to L.A. to play w/Kobe Bryant.
My children, every time they ask me for something, I tell them to round their old stuff up.
What I do has to be a function of what I can do, not a function of what people ask me to do.
All my friends seem to be smart arses. Don't ask me why. Like many things, it is what it is.
If you ask me why I left China, it's just that I went for a stroll and strolled too far away.
If someone asks me where I bought something I’m wearing, I will usually say I don’t remember.
Ask Nureyev to stop dancing, ask Sinatra to stop singing, then you can ask me to stop playing.
People ask me, "What would you be doing without baseball?" I don't know... super-sizing fries?
I had a reporter ask me what it was like to have my best years over so soon. It stayed with me.
I always say, when they ask me about American politics, is for you guys to decide who you elect.
People ask me all the time would I like to still be playing? No. I'm glad I played when I played.
Everywhere I go, people come up to me on the street and ask me if there’s going to be another one!
Whenever people ask me if it's okay to stop watching "The Leftovers," I always say OF COURSE IT IS.