The U.S. army is pretty terrible. Never join it!

Armies are dependent on youthful male ignorance.

In the Army, I was very good at avoiding my job!

Training distinguishes an army from an armed mob.

Every army has a beginning, no matter how humble.

Without a People's army, the people have nothing.

Get jailed, jump bail, join the Army if you fail.

The Army's always had a special place in my heart.

History shows that there are no invincible armies.

Now, when I was in the Army, writing was my hobby.

When we drink coffee, ideas march in like the army

We did not raise armies for glory or for conquest.

Always do everything you ask of those you command.

Politeness is good nature regulated by good sense.

Why would it be ridiculous that Quebec has an army?

I supply guns to every army but the Salvation Army.

I am losing enough sleep to supply a worn-out army.

Standing armies shall in time be totally abolished.

They've got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.

Respect is intended to operate on a two-way street.

It takes a brave man to be a coward in the Red Army.

I was in the army, and to me it was like a newsreel.

The mass, whether it be a crowd or an army, is vile.

I will not move my army until I am absolutely ready.

The people are like water and the army is like fish.

We're gonna build up our forces, including the Army.

If there is a gay army, I am their warrior princess.

We don't believe a liar even when he tells the truth.

I am the best damn ass-kicker in the whole U.S. Army!

Take short views, hope for the best and trust in God.

I was so proud when I was commissioned into the Army.

I had the first integrated Army band in World War II.

It takes courage to know when you ought to be afraid.

Courage is virtue which champions the cause of right.

He who lives only for himself is truly dead to others.

Great armies are nothing but a collection of weakness.

My son joined the Army to protect America, not Israel.

If you're so smart, let's see you get out of the Army.

We are not governed by armies or police, but by ideas.

Women are nothing but machines for producing children.

To a surrounded enemy, you must leave a way of escape.

I had 12 years in the Army before I ever faced combat.

Only a modern army will be able to fight a modern war.

The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe.

An army which cannot be reenforced is already defeated.

In the Army, I learned how to use and respect my rifle.

It's simple: either you have discipline or you haven't.

The Jake Paulers are the strongest army out there. Dab.

Sex and sleep alone make me conscious that I am mortal.

Cavalry is useful before, during, and after the battle.

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