I didn't think being a writer was a fancy thing. It was a job like any other job, except apparently you could do it at home.

Facetiousness is allowable when it is the most proper instrument of exposing things apparently base and vile to due contempt.

I'm going to have to campaign to teach Bolivians who the president is, because apparently they haven't realized I'm here yet.

Music is an artform, and I always though art was beyond censorship. I thought this was a common view. Apparently, I was wrong.

For me, it's interesting because I never thought of myself as an action man, but apparently I can do it, so that's good to know.

Apparently, I am a bit of an exaggerator when I tell stories. But I don't call them lies; I say they are better, funnier truths.

There is a Twitter account apparently dedicated to my brows. I do not Tweet on it, but... they talk about who they've seen today.

Wall Street apparently takes and then forgets, and then comes after the guns of law-abiding American citizens and small businesses.

Apparently, when I was really little, I watched the film version of 'The Secret Garden' and thought it was, like, the best thing ever.

Apparently, a democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates.

Acting is not about being someone different. It's finding the similarity in what is apparently different, then finding myself in there.

The sad thing is that apparently if you want to become the next Premier or the leader, suddenly you've got to shut down your human side.

The richest most meaningful stories are found in small places: made, carried, crafted, told, and retold by apparently unimportant people.

Since World War II, inflation - the apparently inexorable rise in the prices of goods and services - has been the bane of central bankers.

Before the Internet became so powerful, I toured extensively. With the rise of the Internet, touring apparently has become less important.

Apparently, Agent Coulson is a representative or an avatar of all the geeks. And there is so much love for Coulson and fan art of Coulson.

I was Renee Zellweger's fat doppelganger. If she ever played in a movie where she needed to be fat, apparently I could be her stunt double.

I've had a little bad, bad media luck the new year. Well, apparently I'm dating Bill Clinton, which makes me nervous. I didn't know, though.

Before shooting, I prepare with the actors much more like it's a theater play than a movie. Apparently, that way of working is very unusual.

Apparently, my mother still thought I had too much energy so she signed me up for a local theatre group, marking the beginning of my career.

I am fascinated by the idea of employing beautiful images as a device to convey something extremely disturbing in an apparently harmless way.

Actors are divas, and we all make too much noise and complain too much, so if you don't do that, it makes you rather exceptional, apparently.

Many casinos in the United States already use facial recognition software to identify undesirables, apparently with a fair degree of success.

I have apparently become a sequel queen because of films 'Raaz: Reboot,' 'Guest-Iin-London,' 'Yamla Pagla Deewana Phir Se' and 'Housefull 4.'

Christopher Finazzo had a great job that paid him millions of dollars, but this honest living was apparently not enough to satisfy his greed.

The Gen X generation never got past 'Reality Bites,' apparently, and my generation, the Gen Yers... Facebook? Maybe a conservative revolution?

It's a market economy. Apparently the demand for great coaches exceeds the supply, so of course the price of good coaches is going to be high.

I remember coming in second in a singing competition when I was about 5. I was terrified and didn't win because I apparently looked miserable.

Apparently, the heart of opposition to new gun regulations is in the white community. Yet white people face far less daily violence with guns.

My grandfather was a Russian-Jewish immigrant who lived in Northern Ireland and apparently when he sang in the synagogue he made everyone cry.

Growing up I wanted to be a mixture of Audrey Hepburn and Lucille Ball. Apparently I told my mum when I was eight that I wanted to be an actor.

Biscuits are sweet things in Britain, and apparently in America a biscuit is something like a scone, something savory that you'd have with soup.

In China, I had my body lit on fire. And in Russia, I took a bath in reindeer blood, which apparently had some kind of youth-enhancing elements.

Apparently, my grandfather left from Cork to America without saying goodbye to his mother! The family in Longford is still not happy about that.

I've been sailing from the age of 2, and apparently, when I was 4, I told my dad, 'I know how to do this; you don't have to come with me anymore.'

Over time, the product we produce has been consistently successful here in America and around the world. Apparently, we are doing something right.

One pits his wits against apparently inscrutable nature, wooing her with ardor but nature is blind justice who cannot recognize personal identity.

Another thing I learned is that novels, even those from apparently distant times and places, remain current and enlightening, and also comforting.

When you know what men are capable of you marvel neither at their sublimity nor their baseness. There are no limits in either direction apparently.

On the red carpet, one tip is to suck in your cheekbones - apparently it looks better on camera. I don't know, though; I think a nice smile is best.

I suspect that some apparently homosexual people are really heterosexuals who deeply phobic about the opposite sex or have other emotional problems.

It was gross enough for fast food restaurants to ban, but apparently our government wants so-called pink slime to be a staple in your kids' lunches.

I was one of the first actors in London to be seen for Frodo ten years ago. I didn't get it, obviously. The right size, but too handsome, apparently.

Apparently, I get facials and manicures all the time. I read this and think, 'Oh, I wish I did that!' I don't think I've had a facial since I was 19.

I'm told I'm an incredible flirt because I don't know I'm doing it. I don't want to even analyse it, but I seduce people, apparently; I suck them in.

I am never going to stop playing the villain. I would be foolish to do so because the audiences apparently enjoy watching me, and who am I to say no?

A lot of my music is kind of contemplative, and somehow that always tends to tilt on the darker side. My inner conversation is apparently quite dark.

Society would be a lot better if people watched Hulu's original programming and not just 'Mozart in the Jungle,' which everyone is watching, apparently.

Apparently Arnold was inspired by President Bush, who proved you can be a successful politician in this country even if English is your second language.

I wouldn't say Malkovich is totally insane, but he's not living in the real world. He's living in his world, which is a fine world to live in apparently.

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