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There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others.
If I'm using drugs and alcohol, it means that I've given up on my fullest potential.
Romance, like alcohol, should be enjoyed but must not be allowed to become necessary.
Alcohol, acid, cocaine... they were just affairs. When I met heroin it was true love.
There is a terrible sameness to the euphoria of alcohol and the euphoria of metaphor.
Six pints of bitter, said Ford Prefect. And quickly please, the world's about to end.
Addiction to food is unfortunately really grave, also to alcohol or to anything else.
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
One of the things you learn in rehab is that you're responsible for your own actions.
The vast majority of Muslims view the consumption of alcohol or pork as deeply haram.
We tax air passengers like cigarettes and alcohol - we impose sin taxes on travellers.
Am I self-righteous? Why not? It's not like I can count on you to be righteous for me.
Please pass me the peace weed, and take some heed. Throw away all that mixed up speed.
I wish all teenagers can filter through songs instead of turning to drugs and alcohol.
I go to parties sometimes until four, it's hard to leave when you can't find the door.
One was Texas medicine, the other was just railroad gin, and like a fool I mixed them.
I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.
A little wine sometimes, that's all. Spirits (are) bad. Alcohol wrong. Herb does grow.
One sip of this will bathe the drooping spirits in delight, beyond the bliss of dreams.
Cholesterol to go with alcohol; all the bad things in English-speaking life end in -ol.
Stronger than alcohol, vaster than poetry, Ferment the freckled red bitterness of love!
Ah, sweet alcohol. Like a true friend, you replace the anger with better, louder anger.
Whether you like it or not, alcohol helps to create emotional links between humans, too.
Alcohol, tobacco, and pharmaceutical drugs are legal, but they can hurt a lot of people.
Sometimes I wish that I was a bong hit, you'd let me in and you would love every minute.
I’m sure a lot of you have tripped out on alcohol. It’s a lot safer to do it on marijuana
I got a bad migraine that lasted 3 years, and the pills I took made by fingers disappear.
The decline of the aperitif may well be one of the most depressing phenomena of our time.
Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw?
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.
He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.
I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?
Some people drink to unleash their libidos, and other people drink to prop up their egos.
Staring at the world through the bottom of a glass, all I see is a man who's fading fast.
Avoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives to being an interesting person.
Alcohol is probably one of the greatest things to arrive upon the earth - alongside of me.
A woman warm and willing is what I'm looking for, cause the whiskey ain't working anymore.
Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay.
Our national drug is alcohol. We tend to regard the use any other drug with special horror.
Alcohol is a very patient drug. It will wait for the alcoholic to pick it up one more time.
But I'm not a saint yet. I'm an alcoholic. I'm a drug addict. I'm homosexual. I'm a genius.
My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
I've learned when you drink Absolut straight, it burns enough to give my chest hairs a perm.
My nan tells me to eat her fish balls and not drink alcohol. I'd rather have the fish balls.
Civilized men arrived in the Pacific, armed with alcohol, syphilis, trousers, and the Bible.
I am STILL better than you. Because I AM drug free, I AM alcohol free, and I’m straightedge.
It did occur to me that the effect of good literature may be as dizzying as that of alcohol.
No matter how you handle alcohol at your wedding, you will most likely be upsetting someone.
Hitting the bottle again, ever than I've drunker been. Or is it drunker than I've ever been?
You won't hear any more alcohol songs from Snoop Dogg - unless I stumble upon some Hennessy.