Alcohol is for drinking, gas is for cleaning parts, and nitro is for racing!

It is best to rise from life as from a banquet, neither thirsty nor drunken.

Another crazy day where you drink the night away and forget about everything.

You can have a hangover from other things than alcohol. I had one from women.

I play way too much blitz chess. It rots the brain just as surely as alcohol.

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.

I don't drink at lunchtime because I'm very weak at alcohol like most Asians.

In 1969, I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.

I lived on rum, I tell you. It's been meat and drink, and man and wife, to me.

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

My relationship in the past with alcohol has been both good fun and unhealthy.

I, however, cannot force myself to use "meat drugs" to cheat on my loneliness.

Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar.

I can drink like a fish, or at least, someone born with fetal alcohol syndrome.

So many things can get you high, I'm gonna try them all just once before I die.

I'm not an alcohol drinker. Instead of the real beer, I just go with root beer.

It's better to have a voice without alcohol in my system from the night before.

Ever since I was an itty bitty kitty, been drinking liquor out of Mama's titty.

There was nothing glorious about the life of a drinker or the life of a writer.

My life was a complete catatrophe. I was very, very sick from drugs and alcohol.

I'm a dumb-ass, and I poisoned myself for years. Now I understand things better.

I'm the demon alcohol, demon alcohol, demon alcohol, demon alcohol. Let's party.

I don't drink gases, like Coke - just juice and water, and I don't drink alcohol.

I do not consume alcohol. You won't find a single picture that shows me drinking.

I tend to play better in the studio, no pressures, just sheer volume and alcohol.

Photography, like alcohol, should only be allowed to those who can do without it.

I would argue that coffee has been far more important to literature than alcohol.

I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.

As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.

Father's Day: When you get that lethal combination of alcohol and new power tools.

Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

Wine and women do not go with song. Alcohol is the worst enemy of the imagination.

I feel like today should be a perfect Meatball day... Let's just get wastey-pants!

Drink not the third glass, which thou canst not tame, when once it is within thee.

If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.

Come on boys, you must listen unto me, lay off the whiskey and let that cocaine be.

Friends are the fruitcake of life - some nutty, some soaked in alcohol, some sweet.

I grew up in an environment where I could see the kind of havoc alcohol can create.

Alcohol causes a lot of problems, and then to solve these problems, you drink more.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

Tobacco and alcohol, delicious fathers of abiding friendships and fertile reveries.

First comes the cash, then comes the ass, then come big blunts with chunks of hash.

If you keep on drinking rum, the world will soon be quit of a very dirty scoundrel!

'Tis not the eating, nor 'tis not the drinking that is to be blamed, but the excess.

Kept his locker full of weed just to satisfy his smoking needs and his love of fire.

Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.

Some people tell you you should not drink claret after strawberries. They are wrong.

We don't know much about the human conscience, except that it is soluble in alcohol.

Without alcohol I'd be richer by two million dollars that went to pay lawyer's fees.

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