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It pays to get drunk with the best people.
Drugs, alcohol and ego. They are a bad mix.
I'm the definition of half man, half drugs.
Give me lace and whiskey, Mama's own remedy.
Alcohol kills slowly. Good, I'm in no hurry.
Be careful of things like alcohol and drugs.
Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
It was too much Tequila, or not quite enough.
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
Alcohol is like pouring smiles on your brain.
I can't stop once I've started.... it stings!
Another little drink wouldn't do us any harm.
I don't trust people who don't use profanity.
If die I must, let me die drinking in an Inn.
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.
The mind of a drunken fool is a useless tool.
Alcohol is the devil and I need Chinese food.
I'll bring the red wine, you bring the ludes.
A meal without wine is like a day without sun
If you don't start drinking, I'm gonna leave.
I can walk the line, if it ain't too straight.
Fermentation and civilization are inseparable.
I don't like the drugs, but the drugs like me.
No pork, soda pop, cigarettes, alcohol – ever!
Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
I like to have a martini/Two at the very most.
Alcohol postpones anxiety, then multiplies it.
I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.
Oh, demon alcohol, sad memories I can't recall.
Any man who eats dessert is not drinking enough.
Pretty much any drug you can name, I've done it.
My second marriage had a lot to do with alcohol.
There are worse ways to die than warm and drunk.
The white horse of heroin will ride you to hell.
I don't drink alcohol. I only really drink water.
A pill to make you numb, a pill to make you dumb.
I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.
Alcohol tells truth, but its truth is not normal.
I have very poor and unhappy brains for drinking.
I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.
Hefeweizen. Never drink something you can't spill.
The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
Drink is the feast of reason and the flow of soul.
Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.
I shot a vein in my neck and coughed up a quaalude.
Sanity is an illusion caused by alcohol deficiency.
Treatment of alcohol addiction can take many forms.
Snorting cocaine is like feeding pork to the brain.
Alcohol is the number one addictive drug in our day.
I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.