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I won't touch alcohol.
I never drink alcohol.
I drink to forget I drink.
Caffeine. The gateway drug.
No pills gonna cure my ill.
I'm drowning in whiskey river.
He that drinks fast, pays slow.
Protocol, alcohol, and Geritol.
Cheap booze is a false economy.
I wish I'd drunk more champagne.
I've never had a sip of alcohol.
Whoever I had become had to die.
Drunkenness is temporary suicide.
Cocaine eyes won't hide your face.
I don't like the taste of alcohol.
Alcohol is the monarch of liquids.
Alcoholism is the disease of more.
Long quaffing maketh a short lyfe.
Everybody funny, now you funny too.
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken
Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin.
Tonight I'm the designated drinker.
Every junkie is like a setting sun.
Valium would have helped that bash.
Gotta love alcohol and sex hormones.
Forsake Alcohol, eat grapes instead!
Smoke that herb and clear your mind.
I'm not drunk, just a little stoned.
Civilization begins with distillation
I always wake up at the crack of ice.
I would never have discovered alcohol.
Tighten my headband for an extra rush.
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution!
I don't know. I never smoked AstroTurf.
Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life
Alcohol is the cause of all my problems.
Drugs and alcohol can be so destructive.
I don't smoke and I don't drink alcohol.
I'm a big fan of the effects of alcohol.
Drunkenness is simply voluntary insanity.
I drink so the others become interesting.
I've seen the needle and the damage done.
We used to drink an awful lot of alcohol.
It's like an angel crying on your tongue.
No nation is drunken where wine is cheap.
You cannot sedate all the things you hate.
Alcohol is not the answer to all questions
Coffee in the morning, cocaine afternoons.
There's no absolutes in life - only vodka.
I'm too high, but I ain't left the ground.