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She was my accountant, so I just believed her.
Most accountants are strange - let's be honest.
Unhappiness makes beggars or accountants of us all.
Financial analysts make a lot more than accountants.
I have more faith in my bra than I have in my accountant.
I could never have been an accountant. I got a D in math.
My parents wanted me to work in a bank or as an accountant.
My father was an accountant and his father was a typographer.
If I wasn't singing, I'd probably be, probably an accountant.
The guys at Smartax are the most renowned Accountants in the world!
If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.
The studios have been taken over by marketing people and accountants.
A lot of labels are hiring a lot more accountants than people that know music.
Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?
My accountant regularly asks to take me to lunch. I always say I can't afford it.
I've got an accountant who's been with me forty years. If he makes a mistake, he dies.
Most accountants will tell you the majority of small businesses run as an S Corporation.
All the flower children were as alike as a congress of accountants and about as interesting.
Did you hear about the accountant who became am embezzler? He ran away with the accounts payable!
I'm strongly for a patient Bill of Rights. Decisions ought to be made by doctors, not accountants.
The Tax Division is committed to prosecuting accountants who assist their clients in fraudulent tax schemes.
It would've been hard to do something else, to as it were, run away from the circus and become an accountant.
My secret vice is Sudoku puzzles. Can't stop playing them. My parents are accountants. I blame them entirely.
I have no use for bodyguards, but I have very specific use for two highly trained certified public accountants.
Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants.
Americans like to make money; Canadians like to audit it. I know no other country where accountants have a higher social and moral status.
For me, you've got to play football first. We're not trying to be accountants. The money takes care of itself. That's kind of how I think anyway.
Think about all of the non-entrepreneurial advice and resources you need when building a company. You need lawyers, accountants, financial experts.
I don't know how much money I've got. I did ask the accountant how much it came to. I wrote it down on a bit of paper. But I've lost the bit of paper.
Now record companies are run by lawyers and accountants. The shift from the one to the other was definitely related to when the takes started to get big.
The economic system is acting like a cancer on humanity. The regulatory system, the accountants, the legal firms support the metastasizing of this cancer.
I never get the accountants in before I start up a business. It's done on gut feeling, especially if I can see that they are taking the mickey out of the consumer.
The big corporations have a team of lawyers and accountants to help them. It's the small businesses, the mom and pop shops, that get lost in the layers of red tape.
There aren't more lady songwriters for the same reason that there aren't more lady doctors or lady accountants or lady lawyers; not enough women have the time for careers.
We are not accountants, We are not accountants who do number after number after number of storyboard images, a robot could do it ultimately, but what I'm doing a robot cannot do.
I've always hated the way Hollywood has portrayed accountants. They're always little nerd balls, wimpy, afraid of everything. Growing up with accountants, I don't see them that way.
Yes, the rich will find ways to avoid paying more taxes, courtesy of clever accountants and tax attorneys. But this has always been the case, regardless of where the tax rate is set.
I wanted a personal-finance tool for people who didn't want to be accountants: something you could set up in ten minutes and spend less than five minutes a week on. Mint is now that tool.
You know that big government doesn't hurt big corporations. They've got the best lawyers and accountants in the world. You know who gets destroyed by big government? It's the little guys.
Most strikingly, 'World of Warcraft' allows you to live a veritable second life. Girls can pretend to be boys; boys can pretend to be girls; human accountants can pretend to be elven mages.
Teachers, social workers, public lawyers who bring companies to justice, government accountants who try to make sure money is spent as it should be - all need at least four years of college.
But we didn't have the financial structure, like the right attorneys, the right managers, the right accountants, and we were going against the grain of what black entertainers is supposed to do.
If businesses don't know from state to state what the requirements are for taxes, they have to waste a lot of money on accountants and lawyers before deciding to expand their business into the state next door.
I am being embezzled by a monstrous ring of accountants, estate planners and lawyers who are mercilessly slandering me and trying to kill my career and, I believe, murder me in order to gain control of my royalties.
The manufacturing-intensive advanced energy industry promotes work for engineers, machinists, coders and installers, but also administrators, accountants, truck drivers, sales force, and a range of other occupations.
I cleaned up everything behind the scenes and simplified my life. I made some changes in my staff. I changed management, my accountants, my bookkeeping team. I had a full refresh. For me that was extremely important.
The best doctor, if you're sick, may not be the one that shares your faith. We found that out to be true at Liberty with the years of struggles with the accountants and lawyers we brought in and the financial management.
Shell companies can be owned by other shell companies; opaque offshore vehicles are carefully designed so that regulators can't identify who is using them; with the right accountants, they can be set up quickly and easily.
I travelled round the world giving demonstrations of my talents. In every country, I performed for students, professors, teachers, bankers, accountants, and even laymen who knew very little, or nothing at all, about mathematics.
One way to think of the tax system is as a massive Swiss cheese. Each hole is an exemption created by a chancellor in pursuit of good headlines - a hole waiting to be filled by the clever accountants who work for Starbucks or Jimmy Carr.