After 50 years of television, there's no other conclusion the aliens could draw, but that most humans are neurotic, death-hungry, dysfunctional idiots.

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• Ralph Waldo Emerson

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• Mahatma Gandhi

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• Henry David Thoreau

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• John Keats

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• Martin Luther King, Jr.

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• Walt Disney

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• Friedrich Nietzsche

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• Alfred Lord Tennyson

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• Peter Drucker

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• Henry Ford

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• Groucho Marx

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• Rodney Dangerfield

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• Dolly Parton

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