Only Text Quote
I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost.
I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost.
Comedian
Thursday, Oct 02, 1890
Friday, Aug 19, 1977
3Rd US President
Saturday, Apr 13, 1743
Tuesday, Jul 04, 1826
Civil Rights Leader
Saturday, Oct 02, 1869
Friday, Jan 30, 1948
Author
Saturday, Nov 06, 1926
Wednesday, Nov 28, 2012
Author
Wednesday, Oct 22, 1947
Professional Wrestler
Monday, Jun 07, 1943
Writer
Wednesday, Mar 02, 1904
Tuesday, Sep 24, 1991
Thursday, Dec 17, 1936
Economist
Monday, Jun 30, 1930
Former Prime Minister Of The United Kingdom
Monday, Nov 30, 1874
Sunday, Jan 24, 1965
Journalist
Sunday, Sep 12, 1880
Sunday, Jan 29, 1956
Historian
Monday, May 03, 1469
Tuesday, Jun 21, 1527
Songwriter
Wednesday, Jun 08, 1977
Thursday, Jun 04, 2015
Philosopher
Psychiatrist
Monday, Jul 26, 1875
Tuesday, Jun 06, 1961