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• Soren Kierkegaard

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• Dr. Seuss

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• Marcus Tullius Cicero

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• Pope Francis

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• Vince Lombardi

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• Robert Frost

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  Tuesday, Jan 29, 1963

• Kim Kardashian

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• Carrie Fisher

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• Steve Jobs

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• Chanakya

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• Wayne Dyer

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• Billy Graham

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  Thursday, Nov 07, 1918
  

• Vincent Van Gogh

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• Saint Augustine

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