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• Yogi Berra

  Baseball Manager

  Tuesday, May 12, 1925
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• Henry Ford

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  Thursday, Jul 30, 1863
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• George Carlin

  Comedian

  Wednesday, May 12, 1937
  Sunday, Jun 22, 2008

• H. L. Mencken

  Journalist

  Sunday, Sep 12, 1880
  Sunday, Jan 29, 1956

• Carl Jung

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  Monday, Jul 26, 1875
  Tuesday, Jun 06, 1961

• Epictetus

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• Charles Spurgeon

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  Thursday, Jun 19, 1834
  Sunday, Jan 31, 1892

• Rodney Dangerfield

  Comedian

  Tuesday, Nov 22, 1921
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• Heraclitus

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  Thursday, Jan 01, 1970
  Thursday, Jan 01, 1970

• Donald Trump

  45Th President Of The United States

  Friday, Jun 14, 1946
  

• Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  Wednesday, May 25, 1803
  Thursday, Apr 27, 1882

• Napoleon Bonaparte

  Military Commander

  Tuesday, Aug 15, 1769
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• Carrie Fisher

  Actress

  Sunday, Oct 21, 1956
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• Albert Camus

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  Friday, Nov 07, 1913
  Monday, Jan 04, 1960

• John F. Kennedy

  35Th U.s. President

  Tuesday, May 29, 1917
  Friday, Nov 22, 1963