Like every other rich asshole, I have a cook and he's in my trailer making food all the time.

Picture Quotes Maker

Top Authors

• John Lewis

  U.s. Representative

  Wednesday, Feb 21, 1940
  

• John Muir

  Author

  Saturday, Apr 21, 1838
  Thursday, Dec 24, 1914

• Aldous Huxley

  Writer

  Thursday, Jul 26, 1894
  Friday, Nov 22, 1963

• Groucho Marx

  Comedian

  Thursday, Oct 02, 1890
  Friday, Aug 19, 1977

• Marcus Aurelius

  Roman Emperor

  Saturday, Apr 26, 0121
  Friday, Mar 17, 0180

• Pope John Paul Ii

  Priest

  Tuesday, May 18, 1920
  Saturday, Apr 02, 2005

• Robert Frost

  Poet

  Thursday, Mar 26, 1874
  Tuesday, Jan 29, 1963

• Kanye West

  Songwriter

  Wednesday, Jun 08, 1977
  Thursday, Jun 04, 2015

• Kim Kardashian

  Television Personality

  Tuesday, Oct 21, 1980
  

• Michael Jordan

  Basketball Player

  Sunday, Feb 17, 1963
  

• Steven Wright

  Comedian

  Tuesday, Dec 06, 1955
  

• Abraham Lincoln

  16Th U.S. President

  Sunday, Feb 12, 1809
  Saturday, Apr 15, 1865

• Donald Trump

  45Th President Of The United States

  Friday, Jun 14, 1946
  

• Voltaire

  Writer

  Sunday, Nov 21, 1694
  Saturday, May 30, 1778

• Benjamin Franklin

  Founding Father Of The United States

  Sunday, Jan 17, 1706
  Saturday, Apr 17, 1790