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  34Th U.s. President

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• Martin Luther

  Monk

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• John Muir

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  Saturday, Apr 21, 1838
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• Henry Ford

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  26Th U.s. President

  Wednesday, Oct 27, 1858
  Monday, Jan 06, 1919

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• Stephen Hawking

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  Thursday, Nov 02, 1950

• Leonardo Da Vinci

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