It's a miracle I was able to get out of the house today. It's a miracle I'm even wearing pants, a double miracle I remembered to wear shoes.

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  Founding Father Of The United States

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• W. Edwards Deming

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• Ronald Reagan

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• Lucy Larcom

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• Mahatma Gandhi

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