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• George Carlin

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• Michael Jordan

  Basketball Player

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• Martin Luther King, Jr.

  Civil Rights Activist

  Tuesday, Jan 15, 1929
  Thursday, Apr 04, 1968

• John Muir

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  Thursday, Dec 24, 1914

• Rodney Dangerfield

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  Tuesday, Nov 22, 1921
  Tuesday, Oct 05, 2004

• Carl Jung

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  Tuesday, Jun 06, 1961

• Aristotle

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  Thursday, Jan 01, 1970
  Thursday, Jan 01, 1970

• Groucho Marx

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  Thursday, Oct 02, 1890
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• Mahatma Gandhi

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  Saturday, Oct 02, 1869
  Friday, Jan 30, 1948

• Dolly Parton

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  Saturday, Jan 19, 1946
  

• Dwight D. Eisenhower

  34Th U.s. President

  Tuesday, Oct 14, 1890
  Friday, Mar 28, 1969

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  Thursday, Jan 01, 1970
  Thursday, Jan 01, 1970

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