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• Aristotle

  Philosopher

  Thursday, Jan 01, 1970
  Thursday, Jan 01, 1970

• Socrates

  Philosopher

  Thursday, Jan 01, 1970
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• John Muir

  Author

  Saturday, Apr 21, 1838
  Thursday, Dec 24, 1914

• Martin Luther King, Jr.

  Civil Rights Activist

  Tuesday, Jan 15, 1929
  Thursday, Apr 04, 1968

• Steve Jobs

  Entrepreneur

  Thursday, Feb 24, 1955
  Wednesday, Oct 05, 2011

• Donald Trump

  45Th President Of The United States

  Friday, Jun 14, 1946
  

• Sun Tzu

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  Thursday, Jan 01, 1970
  Thursday, Jan 01, 1970

• Tyler, The Creator

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  Wednesday, Mar 06, 1991
  

• Dr. Seuss

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  Wednesday, Mar 02, 1904
  Tuesday, Sep 24, 1991

• Barack Obama

  44Th U.s. President

  Friday, Aug 04, 1961
  

• George Bernard Shaw

  Playwright

  Saturday, Jul 26, 1856
  Thursday, Nov 02, 1950

• Peter Drucker

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  Friday, Nov 19, 1909
  Friday, Nov 11, 2005

• Carrie Fisher

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  Sunday, Oct 21, 1956
  Tuesday, Dec 27, 2016

• Edgar Allan Poe

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  Thursday, Jan 19, 1809
  Sunday, Oct 07, 1849

• Wayne Dyer

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  Friday, May 10, 1940
  Saturday, Aug 29, 2015