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• Thomas Jefferson

  3Rd US President

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  Tuesday, Jul 04, 1826

• Zig Ziglar

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  Saturday, Nov 06, 1926
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• Martin Luther

  Monk

  Saturday, Nov 10, 1483
  Monday, Feb 18, 1546

• Deepak Chopra

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  Wednesday, Oct 22, 1947
  

• Pope John Paul Ii

  Priest

  Tuesday, May 18, 1920
  Saturday, Apr 02, 2005

• Julius Caesar

  Roman Dictator

  Thursday, Jan 01, 1970
  

• Leonardo Da Vinci

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  Thursday, Apr 15, 1452
  Friday, May 02, 1519

• Mae West

  Actress

  Thursday, Aug 17, 1893
  Saturday, Nov 22, 1980

• Voltaire

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  Sunday, Nov 21, 1694
  Saturday, May 30, 1778

• Benjamin Franklin

  Founding Father Of The United States

  Sunday, Jan 17, 1706
  Saturday, Apr 17, 1790

• Alfred Lord Tennyson

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  Saturday, Aug 05, 1809
  Thursday, Oct 06, 1892

• Steven Wright

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  Tuesday, Dec 06, 1955
  

• Carrie Fisher

  Actress

  Sunday, Oct 21, 1956
  Tuesday, Dec 27, 2016

• John F. Kennedy

  35Th U.s. President

  Tuesday, May 29, 1917
  Friday, Nov 22, 1963

• Barack Obama

  44Th U.s. President

  Friday, Aug 04, 1961