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• George Bernard Shaw

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• Pope John Paul Ii

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• Ernest Hemingway

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  Friday, Jul 21, 1899
  Sunday, Jul 02, 1961

• Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

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  Thursday, Mar 22, 1832

• Heraclitus

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  Thursday, Jan 01, 1970
  Thursday, Jan 01, 1970

• Carl Jung

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• Voltaire

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  Saturday, May 30, 1778

• Thomas Sowell

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• Groucho Marx

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  Thursday, Oct 02, 1890
  Friday, Aug 19, 1977

• Dolly Parton

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  Saturday, Jan 19, 1946
  

• Alfred Lord Tennyson

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  Saturday, Aug 05, 1809
  Thursday, Oct 06, 1892

• Kim Kardashian

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  Tuesday, Oct 21, 1980
  

• Henry Ford

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  Monday, Apr 07, 1947

• Carrie Fisher

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  Tuesday, Dec 27, 2016

• Abraham Lincoln

  16Th U.S. President

  Sunday, Feb 12, 1809
  Saturday, Apr 15, 1865