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• Winston Churchill

  Former Prime Minister Of The United Kingdom

  Monday, Nov 30, 1874
  Sunday, Jan 24, 1965

• Abraham Lincoln

  16Th U.S. President

  Sunday, Feb 12, 1809
  Saturday, Apr 15, 1865

• Julius Caesar

  Roman Dictator

  Thursday, Jan 01, 1970
  

• Edgar Allan Poe

  Author

  Thursday, Jan 19, 1809
  Sunday, Oct 07, 1849

• Tyler, The Creator

  Rapper

  Wednesday, Mar 06, 1991
  

• Friedrich Nietzsche

  Philologist

  Tuesday, Oct 15, 1844
  Saturday, Aug 25, 1900

• Bob Marley

  Singer

  Tuesday, Feb 06, 1945
  Monday, May 11, 1981

• Martin Luther King, Jr.

  Civil Rights Activist

  Tuesday, Jan 15, 1929
  Thursday, Apr 04, 1968

• Charles Spurgeon

  Preacher

  Thursday, Jun 19, 1834
  Sunday, Jan 31, 1892

• Steven Wright

  Comedian

  Tuesday, Dec 06, 1955
  

• Deepak Chopra

  Author

  Wednesday, Oct 22, 1947
  

• Samuel Taylor Coleridge

  Poet

  Wednesday, Oct 21, 1772
  Friday, Jul 25, 1834

• Thomas Sowell

  Economist

  Monday, Jun 30, 1930
  

• Les Brown

  Author

  Saturday, Feb 17, 1945
  

• Jean De La Bruyere

  Wednesday, Aug 16, 1645
  Thursday, May 10, 1696