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  Thursday, Feb 20, 1947
  

• Samuel Taylor Coleridge

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  Friday, Jul 25, 1834

• Epictetus

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• Albert Camus

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  Friday, Nov 07, 1913
  Monday, Jan 04, 1960

• Carl Jung

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• Oprah Winfrey

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• Mae West

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  Saturday, Nov 22, 1980

• Mother Teresa

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• Saint Augustine

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• Charles Spurgeon

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• Ruth Bader Ginsburg

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• Bob Marley

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• Marcus Tullius Cicero

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• Martin Luther King, Jr.

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• Ronald Reagan

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