The trouble with women in an orchestra is that if they're attractive it will upset my players and if they're not it will upset me.

Picture Quotes Maker

Top Authors

• John Keats

  Poet

  Saturday, Oct 31, 1795
  Friday, Feb 23, 1821

• Steven Wright

  Comedian

  Tuesday, Dec 06, 1955
  

• Ronald Reagan

  40Th US President

  Monday, Feb 06, 1911
  Saturday, Jun 05, 2004

• Joe Biden

  Vice President Of The United States

  Friday, Nov 20, 1942
  

• Billy Graham

  Evangelist

  Thursday, Nov 07, 1918
  

• Dwight D. Eisenhower

  34Th U.s. President

  Tuesday, Oct 14, 1890
  Friday, Mar 28, 1969

• Epictetus

  Philosopher

  
  

• Samuel Taylor Coleridge

  Poet

  Wednesday, Oct 21, 1772
  Friday, Jul 25, 1834

• John Lewis

  U.s. Representative

  Wednesday, Feb 21, 1940
  

• Vince Lombardi

  Football Player

  Wednesday, Jun 11, 1913
  Thursday, Sep 03, 1970

• Heraclitus

  Philosopher

  Thursday, Jan 01, 1970
  Thursday, Jan 01, 1970

• George Carlin

  Comedian

  Wednesday, May 12, 1937
  Sunday, Jun 22, 2008

• Albert Camus

  Author

  Friday, Nov 07, 1913
  Monday, Jan 04, 1960

• Carl Jung

  Psychiatrist

  Monday, Jul 26, 1875
  Tuesday, Jun 06, 1961

• Pope Francis

  Thursday, Dec 17, 1936