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• Wayne Dyer

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• Donald Trump

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  Friday, Jun 14, 1946
  

• Charles Spurgeon

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  Thursday, Jun 19, 1834
  Sunday, Jan 31, 1892

• Dalai Lama

  Saturday, Jul 06, 1935
  

• Robert Frost

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  Thursday, Mar 26, 1874
  Tuesday, Jan 29, 1963

• Billy Graham

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  Thursday, Nov 07, 1918
  

• Thomas Jefferson

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  Saturday, Apr 13, 1743
  Tuesday, Jul 04, 1826

• Soren Kierkegaard

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  Wednesday, May 05, 1813
  Sunday, Nov 11, 1855

• Rodney Dangerfield

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  Tuesday, Nov 22, 1921
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• Friedrich Nietzsche

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  Tuesday, Oct 15, 1844
  Saturday, Aug 25, 1900

• Nelson Mandela

  Former President Of South Africa

  Thursday, Jul 18, 1918
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• Julius Caesar

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  Thursday, Jan 01, 1970
  

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  44Th U.s. President

  Friday, Aug 04, 1961
  

• William Blake

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  Monday, Nov 28, 1757
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