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Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later every asshole gets one.
Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later every asshole gets one.
Author
Sunday, Jun 27, 1880
Saturday, Jun 01, 1968
Painter
Thursday, Apr 15, 1452
Friday, May 02, 1519
Poet
Saturday, Jan 06, 1883
Friday, Apr 10, 1931
Baseball Manager
Tuesday, May 12, 1925
Tuesday, Sep 22, 2015
Philosopher
Writer
Sunday, Nov 21, 1694
Saturday, May 30, 1778
35Th U.s. President
Tuesday, May 29, 1917
Friday, Nov 22, 1963
3Rd US President
Saturday, Apr 13, 1743
Tuesday, Jul 04, 1826
Industrialist
Thursday, Jul 30, 1863
Monday, Apr 07, 1947
Philosopher
Sunday, Aug 29, 1632
Tuesday, Oct 28, 1704
Psychiatrist
Monday, Jul 26, 1875
Tuesday, Jun 06, 1961
Poet
Saturday, Oct 31, 1795
Friday, Feb 23, 1821
Civil Rights Leader
Saturday, Oct 02, 1869
Friday, Jan 30, 1948
Philologist
Tuesday, Oct 15, 1844
Saturday, Aug 25, 1900
Saint
Friday, Aug 26, 1910
Friday, Sep 05, 1997