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• Napoleon Bonaparte

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• Mae West

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• Robert Frost

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• Aristotle

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• John Muir

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• Steve Jobs

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• Robin Williams

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• Maya Angelou

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• Henry David Thoreau

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• Michael Jordan

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• John Lewis

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