Are you kidding? I jumped off a building -- of course I'm hurt.

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• Mae West

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• Robin Williams

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• Sun Tzu

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• Walt Disney

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• Walt Whitman

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• Soren Kierkegaard

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• George Bernard Shaw

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• Ronald Reagan

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• H. L. Mencken

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• Kim Kardashian

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• Wayne Dyer

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