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• Chanakya

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• Mahatma Gandhi

  Civil Rights Leader

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• Albert Camus

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  Friday, Nov 07, 1913
  Monday, Jan 04, 1960

• Carrie Fisher

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• John F. Kennedy

  35Th U.s. President

  Tuesday, May 29, 1917
  Friday, Nov 22, 1963

• Les Brown

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• Carl Sagan

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• Thomas Sowell

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• Kim Kardashian

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• Julius Caesar

  Roman Dictator

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• William Blake

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  Monday, Nov 28, 1757
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• Peter Drucker

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  Friday, Nov 19, 1909
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• Marcus Aurelius

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  Saturday, Apr 26, 0121
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• Samuel Taylor Coleridge

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  Wednesday, Oct 21, 1772
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• Thomas Jefferson

  3Rd US President

  Saturday, Apr 13, 1743
  Tuesday, Jul 04, 1826