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  U.s. Representative

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• Bob Marley

  Singer

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  Associate Justice Of The Supreme Court Of The United States

  Wednesday, Mar 15, 1933
  

• Saint Augustine

  Saint

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• Soren Kierkegaard

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  Wednesday, May 05, 1813
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• Oscar Wilde

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  Friday, Nov 30, 1900

• Benjamin Franklin

  Founding Father Of The United States

  Sunday, Jan 17, 1706
  Saturday, Apr 17, 1790

• George Carlin

  Comedian

  Wednesday, May 12, 1937
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• Kanye West

  Songwriter

  Wednesday, Jun 08, 1977
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• Samuel Taylor Coleridge

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  Wednesday, Oct 21, 1772
  Friday, Jul 25, 1834

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  Monday, Jun 28, 1971
  

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  Sunday, Sep 12, 1880
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  Monk

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  45Th President Of The United States

  Friday, Jun 14, 1946
  

• Carrie Fisher

  Actress

  Sunday, Oct 21, 1956
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