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• Marcus Aurelius

  Roman Emperor

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• Steven Wright

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• Lucy Larcom

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• Walt Whitman

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  Monday, May 31, 1819
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• Zig Ziglar

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• Walt Disney

  Animator

  Thursday, Dec 05, 1901
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• Stephen Hawking

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• Henry David Thoreau

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• Mother Teresa

  Saint

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• Heraclitus

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  Thursday, Jan 01, 1970
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• Benjamin Franklin

  Founding Father Of The United States

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• Rodney Dangerfield

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• Barack Obama

  44Th U.s. President

  Friday, Aug 04, 1961
  

• Thomas Jefferson

  3Rd US President

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• Nelson Mandela

  Former President Of South Africa

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