You should never eat when you're on the toilet. "But I'm lactose-intolerant, and I always wanted to enjoy a bowl of Puffins with whole milk!" That's more of an almond milk cereal, but live your dream.

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• William Blake

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• Ernest Hemingway

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• Theodore Roosevelt

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