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• Carrie Fisher

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• Robin Williams

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  Saturday, Jul 21, 1951
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• Pope John Paul Ii

  Priest

  Tuesday, May 18, 1920
  Saturday, Apr 02, 2005

• Francis Of Assisi

  Saint

  Thursday, Jun 24, 1182
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• Bob Marley

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  Tuesday, Feb 06, 1945
  Monday, May 11, 1981

• George Bernard Shaw

  Playwright

  Saturday, Jul 26, 1856
  Thursday, Nov 02, 1950

• Henry Ford

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  Thursday, Jul 30, 1863
  Monday, Apr 07, 1947

• Deepak Chopra

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  Wednesday, Oct 22, 1947
  

• Mahatma Gandhi

  Civil Rights Leader

  Saturday, Oct 02, 1869
  Friday, Jan 30, 1948

• Samuel Taylor Coleridge

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  Wednesday, Oct 21, 1772
  Friday, Jul 25, 1834

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  Monday, Jun 28, 1971
  

• Maya Angelou

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  Wednesday, Apr 04, 1928
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• Zig Ziglar

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  Saturday, Nov 06, 1926
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• George Orwell

  Novelist

  Thursday, Jun 25, 1903
  Saturday, Jan 21, 1950