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• Alfred Lord Tennyson

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• Steven Wright

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• Aristotle

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• Stephen Covey

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• Julius Caesar

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• Ernest Hemingway

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• Muhammad Ali

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• Friedrich Nietzsche

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• Peter Drucker

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• Stephen Hawking

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• Saint Augustine

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• Barack Obama

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• Thomas Jefferson

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• Martin Luther King, Jr.

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• Lucy Larcom

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