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• Vincent Van Gogh

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• Oscar Wilde

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• Ruth Bader Ginsburg

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• Epictetus

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• Stephen Hawking

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• Dr. Seuss

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• Barack Obama

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  Friday, Aug 04, 1961
  

• Isaac Newton

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• Socrates

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  Thursday, Jan 01, 1970
  Thursday, Jan 01, 1970

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• Vince Lombardi

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• Martin Luther King, Jr.

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• Will Rogers

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• Paulo Coelho

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  Sunday, Aug 24, 1947