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• Albert Camus

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  Friday, Nov 07, 1913
  Monday, Jan 04, 1960

• Ruth Bader Ginsburg

  Associate Justice Of The Supreme Court Of The United States

  Wednesday, Mar 15, 1933
  

• Napoleon Hill

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  Friday, Oct 26, 1883
  Sunday, Nov 08, 1970

• Deepak Chopra

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  Wednesday, Oct 22, 1947
  

• Zig Ziglar

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  Saturday, Nov 06, 1926
  Wednesday, Nov 28, 2012

• Aldous Huxley

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  Thursday, Jul 26, 1894
  Friday, Nov 22, 1963

• Marcus Aurelius

  Roman Emperor

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• Ralph Waldo Emerson

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• Dr. Seuss

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  Wednesday, Mar 02, 1904
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• Maya Angelou

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  Wednesday, Apr 04, 1928
  Wednesday, May 28, 2014

• Theodore Roosevelt

  26Th U.s. President

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  Monday, Jan 06, 1919

• Michael Jordan

  Basketball Player

  Sunday, Feb 17, 1963
  

• Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

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  Thursday, Aug 28, 1749
  Thursday, Mar 22, 1832

• Friedrich Nietzsche

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  Tuesday, Oct 15, 1844
  Saturday, Aug 25, 1900

• Kim Kardashian

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  Tuesday, Oct 21, 1980