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• Henry David Thoreau

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• Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

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• Robin Williams

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• John F. Kennedy

  35Th U.s. President

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• Soren Kierkegaard

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  Sunday, Nov 11, 1855

• Leonardo Da Vinci

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  Thursday, Apr 15, 1452
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• Paulo Coelho

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• Dr. Seuss

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• Aristotle

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  Thursday, Jan 01, 1970
  Thursday, Jan 01, 1970

• Vince Lombardi

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  Wednesday, Jun 11, 1913
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• Will Rogers

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  Thursday, Aug 15, 1935

• Napoleon Bonaparte

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• Carl Jung

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  Tuesday, Jun 06, 1961

• Barack Obama

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• H. L. Mencken

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  Sunday, Sep 12, 1880
  Sunday, Jan 29, 1956