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• Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  Thursday, Apr 27, 1882

• Thomas Aquinas

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• Julius Caesar

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  Thursday, Jan 01, 1970
  

• Pope John Paul Ii

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• Voltaire

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• Walt Disney

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  Thursday, Dec 05, 1901
  Thursday, Dec 15, 1966

• Epictetus

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• Helen Keller

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• Carl Sagan

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• Steven Wright

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• George Orwell

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  Thursday, Jun 25, 1903
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• Samuel Taylor Coleridge

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  Friday, Jul 25, 1834

• Yogi Berra

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  Tuesday, May 12, 1925
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• Oprah Winfrey

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  Friday, Jan 29, 1954
  

• Dolly Parton

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  Saturday, Jan 19, 1946