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• Ruth Bader Ginsburg

  Associate Justice Of The Supreme Court Of The United States

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• Steve Jobs

  Entrepreneur

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• John Keats

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• Napoleon Bonaparte

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• Plato

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  Thursday, Jan 01, 1970
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• John Locke

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  Sunday, Nov 11, 1855

• Robin Williams

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• Ernest Hemingway

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• Carl Jung

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• George Carlin

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• Les Brown

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  Saturday, Feb 17, 1945