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• Martin Luther King, Jr.

  Civil Rights Activist

  Tuesday, Jan 15, 1929
  Thursday, Apr 04, 1968

• Martin Luther

  Monk

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• Voltaire

  Writer

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  Saturday, May 30, 1778

• Kanye West

  Songwriter

  Wednesday, Jun 08, 1977
  Thursday, Jun 04, 2015

• Dalai Lama

  Saturday, Jul 06, 1935
  

• Albert Camus

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  Friday, Nov 07, 1913
  Monday, Jan 04, 1960

• Mother Teresa

  Saint

  Friday, Aug 26, 1910
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• Steve Jobs

  Entrepreneur

  Thursday, Feb 24, 1955
  Wednesday, Oct 05, 2011

• Stephen Hawking

  Physicist

  Thursday, Jan 08, 1942
  

• W. Edwards Deming

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  Sunday, Oct 14, 1900
  Monday, Dec 20, 1993

• Niccolo Machiavelli

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  Tuesday, Jun 21, 1527

• Dr. Seuss

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  Wednesday, Mar 02, 1904
  Tuesday, Sep 24, 1991

• Socrates

  Philosopher

  Thursday, Jan 01, 1970
  Thursday, Jan 01, 1970

• Dolly Parton

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  Saturday, Jan 19, 1946
  

• Steven Wright

  Comedian

  Tuesday, Dec 06, 1955