I guess my favorite Web site would be theonion.com. I used to read that paper all the time in New York, and it still cracks me up. It's actually my homepage on my computer.

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• John Locke

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• Samuel Taylor Coleridge

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  Friday, Jul 25, 1834

• Friedrich Nietzsche

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  Saturday, Aug 25, 1900

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• Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

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• W. Edwards Deming

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• Voltaire

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• Vincent Van Gogh

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