Alchohol doesn't make you fat...it make you Lean...on tables, chairs & random people!!!

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• Winston Churchill

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• Jean De La Bruyere

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• Alfred Lord Tennyson

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  Thursday, Oct 06, 1892

• Mother Teresa

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• Yogi Berra

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• Soren Kierkegaard

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• Steven Wright

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• Mae West

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• Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  Thursday, Apr 27, 1882

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• Ruth Bader Ginsburg

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• Friedrich Nietzsche

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• Helen Keller

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