Smoking kills you, but life kills you, and if you don't want to die, go into a freezer when you are born and nothing will happen to you.

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• Voltaire

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• Stephen Covey

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• Heraclitus

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  Thursday, Jan 01, 1970
  Thursday, Jan 01, 1970

• Walt Disney

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  Thursday, Dec 05, 1901
  Thursday, Dec 15, 1966

• George Carlin

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  Wednesday, May 12, 1937
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• Samuel Taylor Coleridge

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  Wednesday, Oct 21, 1772
  Friday, Jul 25, 1834

• Martin Luther King, Jr.

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• Steve Jobs

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• Thomas Aquinas

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• Rodney Dangerfield

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• Dalai Lama

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• Zig Ziglar

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  Saturday, Nov 06, 1926
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• Isaac Newton

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  Sunday, Jan 04, 1643
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• George Bernard Shaw

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• Edgar Allan Poe

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  Thursday, Jan 19, 1809
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