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  Associate Justice Of The Supreme Court Of The United States

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• Chanakya

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• Carl Jung

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• Vince Lombardi

  Football Player

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• H. L. Mencken

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• Pope John Paul Ii

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  Tuesday, May 18, 1920
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• Niccolo Machiavelli

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  Tuesday, Jun 21, 1527

• John C. Maxwell

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• Jean De La Bruyere

  Wednesday, Aug 16, 1645
  Thursday, May 10, 1696

• Marcus Aurelius

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  Saturday, Apr 26, 0121
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  Wednesday, May 05, 1813
  Sunday, Nov 11, 1855

• Henry David Thoreau

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  Tuesday, May 06, 1862

• Dwight D. Eisenhower

  34Th U.s. President

  Tuesday, Oct 14, 1890
  Friday, Mar 28, 1969

• Mae West

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  Thursday, Aug 17, 1893
  Saturday, Nov 22, 1980