I'm an empress. I wear an apron. My typewriter writes. It didn't break the way it warned. Even crazy, I'm as nice as a chocolate bar.

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  Former President Of South Africa

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• Yogi Berra

  Baseball Manager

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• Plato

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  Thursday, Jan 01, 1970
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• Charles Spurgeon

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  Sunday, Jan 31, 1892

• Donald Trump

  45Th President Of The United States

  Friday, Jun 14, 1946
  

• Will Rogers

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  Thursday, Aug 15, 1935

• Rodney Dangerfield

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• Maya Angelou

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• John Muir

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  Saturday, Apr 21, 1838
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• Voltaire

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• Ernest Hemingway

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• Dolly Parton

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• Oprah Winfrey

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  Friday, Jan 29, 1954
  

• Aristotle

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• John Locke

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