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• Donald Trump

  45Th President Of The United States

  Friday, Jun 14, 1946
  

• John Muir

  Author

  Saturday, Apr 21, 1838
  Thursday, Dec 24, 1914

• Stephen Covey

  Author

  Monday, Oct 24, 1932
  Monday, Jul 16, 2012

• Helen Keller

  Author

  Sunday, Jun 27, 1880
  Saturday, Jun 01, 1968

• Kobe Bryant

  Basketball Player

  Wednesday, Aug 23, 1978
  

• Jordan Peterson

  Psychologist

  
  

• Leonardo Da Vinci

  Painter

  Thursday, Apr 15, 1452
  Friday, May 02, 1519

• Elon Musk

  Investor

  Monday, Jun 28, 1971
  

• Winston Churchill

  Former Prime Minister Of The United Kingdom

  Monday, Nov 30, 1874
  Sunday, Jan 24, 1965

• Napoleon Bonaparte

  Military Commander

  Tuesday, Aug 15, 1769
  Saturday, May 05, 1821

• Henry David Thoreau

  Author

  Saturday, Jul 12, 1817
  Tuesday, May 06, 1862

• Oprah Winfrey

  Media Proprietor

  Friday, Jan 29, 1954
  

• Peter Drucker

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  Friday, Nov 19, 1909
  Friday, Nov 11, 2005

• Wayne Dyer

  Author

  Friday, May 10, 1940
  Saturday, Aug 29, 2015

• Lucy Larcom

  Poet

  Friday, Mar 05, 1824
  Monday, Apr 17, 1893