I like things that are immature and offbeat and bizarre. Random jokes. Weird stuff. And stupid. Stupid is the highest compliment a person can pay to me.

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• Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

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• H. L. Mencken

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• Julius Caesar

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• Mae West

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• Walt Whitman

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