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• Socrates

  Philosopher

  Thursday, Jan 01, 1970
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• Kanye West

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• W. Edwards Deming

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  Sunday, Oct 14, 1900
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• Stephen Hawking

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  Thursday, Jan 08, 1942
  

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• Carl Sagan

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  Friday, Nov 09, 1934
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• Soren Kierkegaard

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  Wednesday, May 05, 1813
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• Jean De La Bruyere

  Wednesday, Aug 16, 1645
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• Alfred Lord Tennyson

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  Saturday, Aug 05, 1809
  Thursday, Oct 06, 1892

• Voltaire

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  Sunday, Nov 21, 1694
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• Leonardo Da Vinci

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  Thursday, Apr 15, 1452
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• John F. Kennedy

  35Th U.s. President

  Tuesday, May 29, 1917
  Friday, Nov 22, 1963

• Nelson Mandela

  Former President Of South Africa

  Thursday, Jul 18, 1918
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