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• John Muir

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• Khalil Gibran

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• Wayne Dyer

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• Groucho Marx

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• George Orwell

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  Thursday, Jun 25, 1903
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• Stephen Covey

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• Jordan Peterson

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• Napoleon Hill

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• H. L. Mencken

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• Oprah Winfrey

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• Plato

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• Dr. Seuss

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• Benjamin Franklin

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• Marcus Aurelius

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• W. Edwards Deming

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